Sometimes, I really wonder if I’ve retained anything from my 2 years of law school. 

And then I say something that is so absolutely law-nerdy and not even close to how a normal person speaks. Like, a waitress asks me if I want another drink and I say “I’ll reserve judgment”. Yup, the brainwashing worked 100%, 10/10 effective.

And your answer to every question begins with “It depends…”